For a month-and-a-half, college football analysts will ask what they think are the important questions leading up to this college football season. Examples are: How will (so and so) replace their entire offensive line? How will (fill in the blank) operate with a new starting quarterback? Can (said team) replace the 10 starters that were drafted, and still compete for the (whatever conference) title? At Notre Dame, the questions revolve around Jimmy Clausen and the offensive line.
But, there is only one real question that an Irish fan must answer. It is a question involving 2 choices, and you can only enjoy one of them at the expense of the other.
Would you rather win a national championship this year, or have a one night stand with:
Uber Hottie Megan Fox
Which would you choose? (And please, stop touching yourself at the computer right now!)
Watching a pretty girl bust out of her tight-fitting clothes is one of life’s greatest treasures. Nothing can put a smile on your face faster. It is the type of moment that turns you 15 all over again, making you tug at your buddy’s arm so he can see too, or take a picture with your phone, or make you run a red light, or cause you to smash your index finger and thumb with a hammer at work.
So I give you one time hottest girl on the planet Jessica Simpson, busting out of her top. And I ask, what Notre Dame player can we expect to bust out this season?
Kapron Lewis-Moore?
Steve Filer?
Sam Young?
Trevor Robinson?
John Goodman?
Deion Walker?
Gary Gray?
Jonas Gray?
Duval Kamara?
What do you guys think?
1.) We like pretty girls.
2.) We like to laugh at others embarrassing themselves.
On ESPN’s Mike & Mike show, you had the opportunity to see both. They had on Serbian Table Tennis star Biba Golic (known as the Anna Kournikova of Table Tennis-I’d let her touch me) to up her celebrity cred (’cuz Mike & Mike can make it happen for ya). The best part was when she got to rough up the fellas in the segment shown below. Biba takes on the frail but likable Mike Greenburg, and star Notre Dame athlete/doughnut-eating champion Mike Golic, in the game of her persuasion.
This is why the Mike and Mike show is among the best entertainment in radio. What happens when elite (that’s right) athletes meet? Laughter, of course.
