It seems that every day, I see that Brian Kelly is offering a scholarship to a junior prospect. 23 defensive ends. 50 different defensive backs. 8,000 quarterbacks (Kelly especially loves quarterbacks).

The man is simply getting down on his recruiting.

Just like this guy gets down on hamburgers. “Hamburger, hamburger, hamburger, gibbberish, gibbbersih, Robble, Robble”!

You know what? That is super. He’s offering a lot of scholarships, he’s offering to some big names that other big-time programs are offering, and he’s showing that his staff has done a great job of identifying potential help for the program. I would prefer to see the staff being a little more picky with their offers, but Notre Dame will have to start winning on the field before they can start acting like Mack Brown (whose scholarship offers are so respected and so scarce that Thomas Crown has tried to get his hands on them-but fell in love with Rene Russo, instead) as he bats a Ty Cobb wet dream 25 for 30 on offers and acceptances.