Jack Swarbrick, Don’t Find A Coach The Usual Notre Dame Way
November 25th, 2009 . by adamnJack Swarbrick, do not be like your predecessors. This is how they rolled-no joke.
How To Hire A New Coach
So…
Let’s boot Lou, he can be a hassle and always wants us to admit questionable recruits.
We’re Notre Dame, so finding a new coach is as easy as Pumpkin Pie. Everyone wants to coach here.
Remember, we have a system…
“Magic 8 ball, should we hire (place hottest or biggest name in coaching here).
“No? Well, how about…”
(Repeat process.)