The Irish defense bailed out the team against BC by getting 5 turnovers (3 fumbles and 2 picks). So, give them some props for getting the job done. But, having that unit on the field with the game on the line is not the way to close out a game. Why? Because it is also the same pass defense that ranks 117 in the nation, gave up 10 completions of 20 or more yards to the Eagles, and makes world beaters of any possible quarterback they play-Tate Forcier, Michigan State’s quarterback (that’s right, I don’t even know his name), Jake Locker, Matt Barkley, Dave Shinskie, and probably even a grandma found shopping at Wal-Mart (and I don’t mean this super-athletic grandma).

I just don’t trust them. And won’t until they prove to be better. Anyway, another game will come down to the defense making plays, so I want to reiterate my point by listing some dangerous activities that I would be more comfortable with than trusting the Irish D to save the team’s ass again when the game is on the line:

And, the activities are:

1.) Betting on Washington State-even when taking the points (usually about 4 touchdowns worth).

2.) Skydiving-and letting Bugs Bunny hand you the parachute.

3.) Tight-Rope walking. 50 stories up. Above concrete. Having incredibly poor natural balance. After randomly being blinded by Tabasco. (Never get in the way of a food fight, by the way).

4,) Having a Skyline Chili-eating contest with this guy. You will never recover.

5.) Changing tires for Danica Patrick. Oh, those women drivers.

6.) Participating in the Running Of The Bulls. Wearing a favorite red polo.

7.) Letting your girlfriend work as an intern where ever Steve Phillips may be working.