There is probably nothing that Notre Dame fans hate more than losing to Boston College. (Just like there is nothing ND fans enjoy more than beating USC.) This is because BC wants to be what Notre Dame is (the preeminent Catholic university in America), and it’s fans constantly compare their school to Notre Dame, trying to play a game of one-upmanship. To make matters worse, BC has been the better Catholic university on the field for quite a while now. They ruined Domer dreams in ‘93 and ‘02, and currently have a 6 game win streak going against the Irish.

Needless to say it is time for Charlie and co. to stop the bleeding, and Notre Dame needs to put BC in its place (beneath the Irish).

‘Cuz there is nothing worse than hearing a BC fan gloat. Not even these:

5.) Watchin’ “McLovin” get the girl. So, you’re a decent-looking guy, with an above-average personality, topped off with a steady job, but you’re pushing thirty and your most recent “date night” consisted of watching 2 consecutive hours of the latest Girls Gone Wild dvds (that you ordered on your last “date night” of watching Ralphie May all night on Comedy Central), and you see that the nerd from Superbad goes home with a girl like this? Really? The point: Forget every good thing you have ever done, and all the hard work you have put in to have financial stability and a successful life, and just try to land a bit role in a comedy to become moderately famous. Then, everything will work out.

4.) Moving to a new house. As George Carlin said, “gotta find a bigger place for all my stuff.” The problem is you need an extra hand so you call your good friend(s) and it goes something like this:

You: Hey buddy, I’m gonna move pretty soon and could use a hand.
Him: Man, I’d really like to, but I’m busy that day.
You: Umm…I didn’t even tell you what day I’m doing it.
Him: Yeah, like I said, I’m busy Saturday.
You: But…I… didn’t say…

Have fun with that damn washer.

3.) Seeing a guy with extreme back hair at the pool/beach. So, what’s so good about all this 20/20 vision talk?

2.) Rush hour traffic. It can literally make you want to take the life of another human being.

1.) Being forced to watch Sacha Baron Cohen’s Bruno again. I love the comedian. I love Borat. But, after Bruno, I can’t even look at my own penis when I take a whiz at work-I’m afraid it will talk to me.