A Notre Dame Fan’s Most Important Question
July 21st, 2009 . by adamnFor a month-and-a-half, college football analysts will ask what they think are the important questions leading up to this college football season. Examples are: How will (so and so) replace their entire offensive line? How will (fill in the blank) operate with a new starting quarterback? Can (said team) replace the 10 starters that were drafted, and still compete for the (whatever conference) title? At Notre Dame, the questions revolve around Jimmy Clausen and the offensive line.
But, there is only one real question that an Irish fan must answer. It is a question involving 2 choices, and you can only enjoy one of them at the expense of the other.
Would you rather win a national championship this year, or have a one night stand with:
Uber Hottie Megan Fox
Which would you choose? (And please, stop touching yourself at the computer right now!)
I’d rather win a national championship, because it would be fun and it’s not a mortal sin, you stupid gillwhacking children. What do you think Notre Dame stands for? It stands for Our Lady, the Mother of God. Stop befouling the name please and thanks.
I just wana shit kick SC. Let’s worry about national championships after that. We are ND!
Re:#1
Touching yourself is a mortal sin? Or the one night stand?
Cole,
I like the way you think.
I’ll take the National Championship, she’s beautiful, but a National Championship last a lot longer than a one night stand
Jim,
I may agree with you. That may change if I ever see her in person though…