No need to explain further, I really hate these things:

1.) Taking care of business on the toilet and realizing that you have no toilet paper. Shuffle-stepping across the house with your pants around your ankles is the leading cause of broken hips in America.

2.) Taxes. Nothing beats paying for other people when you can barely pay for yourself.

3.) Media whores. Except you, Paris Hilton, because there is always a chance we are going to see your vagina.

4.) Notre Dame getting stupid 3 star recruits that not even Mike Farrell has heard of. I’ve already complained, but the signing of some quarterback named Tommy Rees allows me to do so once again.

5.) Middle-age metabolism. I hit mine at 25. The was the last time I could eat a Big Mac and not have to get on the treadmill for 40 minutes to counter some of the damage.

6.) Mondays. The first day of the work week for many. Even the extremely hot 80’s rocker Susanna Hoffs wished it were Sunday.

7.) ND losing to USC by 31. Every. Freakin. Year.

8.) Politics. Lean to the left or right? It doesn’t matter, politicians are crooked either way.

9.) Midwest winters. 6 months of freezing temperatures is not fun. Plus, it hurts in recruiting.

10.) Notre Dame not challenging for a championship since Robin Williams was a cross-dressing nanny.