Notre Dame’s favorite son (Joe) has a son of his own (Nick) that is a highly regarded quarterback recruit in the 2010 class. Since Domers care about bloodlines, South Bend Blarney thought it would be a good idea to periodically keep up on the happenings of the younger Montana:

What’s been going on?

-There is one thing about Nick Montana now that we didn’t know before. He is all about surprises. And not the “I found a $5 in my jeans when I was doing laundry” variety, but the “What the F?!” Crying Game “That chick is really a dude!”, unbelievable kind of surprise.

-This is because he will be quarterbacking for the Washington Huskies. The Chernobyl of college football programs. As noted in the last “Montana Watch” this can only be due to the ease of which the starting position can be won.

-This pick apparently also has something to do with Nick’s secret addiction to coffee, and nobody does coffee like the Pacific Northwest. There is literally 1 Starbucks for every 5 people in that area. Regular black coffee, Expressos Mochas, Cappuccinos, Frappuccinos, Hazelnut-flavored coffee, cigarette-flavored coffee (you can never get enough stimulants in that dreary weather), you can get it all.

-Best of luck Nick, some Domers are probably pissed that you aren’t following in you dad’s footsteps, but South Bend Blarney is only upset that the gossip of “The Montana Watch” has come to a close.