The Differences Between Men And Women
June 5th, 2009 . by adamnMen and women are different. We all know that. Men are all about a ladies’ waist-to-hip ratio of 0.7 (watch some Discovery Channel every now and again, would ya?). Women are all about the Lexus in a man’s driveway. Men like to tinker with things and scratch themselves, while women like to talk, and talk, and talk. Oh, and talk (mostly about themselves).
But, the most important difference is the thing that excites each sex the most.
For men…
College Football Preview issues! That means the season is just around the corner! We get to read grown men predicting a season’s outcome on silly factors such as:
-returning skill players (but nobody notices returning lineman)
-last year’s bowl victory
-starters lost (how about “good starters lost”)
-who the #82 ranked running back is
-how well you can stop the run in the throw-every-down-Big 12
…Etc. And we love it (I will buy at least 2 publications)!
For Women…
It’s The gift that keeps on giving.