Bud Light presents Real Men of Genius:

(Sings: Real men of Genius)

Today, we salute you, Mr. college talent evaluator.
(Sings: Mr. college talent projection evaluator)

Because while anyone can sit down and watch a game of football on Saturday’s, we need you to tell us which quarterback has the Elway-like arm strength to play on Sunday’s…
(Sings: Throw that deep out route)

Relaxed on the couch with your hand down your pants, you sit and watch film after film of players, and coin phrases like “hip fluidity” as reasons to why a cornerback can be the next Deion.
(Sings: It’s all in the hips)

Wingspan? Pocket presence? Intangibles? Explosiveness? You don’t even know what your talking about half the time…
(Sings: He’s gonna be a stud, yeah!)

So, while you’ve never played the game on a serious level, you once had a 2 year unbeaten streak playing Madden, and you have A LOT of hair.
(Sings: I know more than McShay!)

So crack open an ice cold bud light, deacon of the draft, because without you, we would be stuck doing yard work the last weekend in April.
(Sings: Mr. college talent evaluator.)