One is the loneliest number, but 3 can be a crowd. And that is what is has boiled down to this recruiting season. 3 parties. Notre Dame. USC. Manti Te’o. It is a complicated situation (where feelings can get hurt), so in honor of the best commercial day of the year (Super Bowl), I’ll let this advertisement show how one beer company would handle it.

While the good people at Guinness know how to share when there’s a crowd, the Irish want to hog Te’o all for themselves. How will it play out?