When is it time to see a shrink? When you have a mental problem that is taking over your life. (It works, especially when that shrink is Billy Crystal.) And Notre Dame definitely has a mental problem. They do not know how to win a bowl game. Big bowl games, little bowl games, tall bowl games, small bowl games, lucrative bowl games, not worth the time bowl games, prestigious bowl games, bowl games you will never here from again, it does not matter-they can’t win one. Not since January of ‘94.

This has to stop. The mental anguish is torture, and is killing us from the inside. I know shrinks have a bad rep, and they might try hypnosis, or even touching below the waist, but there is no other choice. Notre Dame, get your head straight and win a bowl game. Or it might be time to break out the white coats for all of us.